I have an idea, tell me what you think
It is madness you might say, I am on the brink
Have taken to the sauce, heavily started to drink
My thought process you will say, has started to shrink
How far could I fall, how low could I sink
Before you say "you have lost your mind", give it a listen
Try and understand my point of view
In the end I promise, you will laugh and glisten
Though at first you may think, I have not a clue
Here goes nothing.....
Why don't you and I "FALL IN HATE"
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, you said you would wait
Hear me out, before you throw that plate
I have thought about this, this idea is great
Put down that shoe, don't be irate
On the news they said, over fifty percent
Of all couples descent
In a very short time, they no longer consent
Can't stand each other, they become hell bent
On tormenting each other, and never repent
Love turns into hate, and each goes their way
Both curse at each other, night and day
Not one good thing do they have to say
Two days of bliss and they stray
Blue skies suddenly turn to gray
So if we "fall in hate", my thinking is this
After two days, we will start to miss
And yearn with passion for each other's kiss
Forever and ever, reside in bliss
And never have to face the abyss
What do you think of this idea of mine
Is it not a grand design?
What are you doing with that bottle of wine?
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, this is no time to dine
Hold on, wait, wait, oohhhh, this poor head of mine
OK........we'll do it the old fashioned way.......
It is madness you might say, I am on the brink
Have taken to the sauce, heavily started to drink
My thought process you will say, has started to shrink
How far could I fall, how low could I sink
Before you say "you have lost your mind", give it a listen
Try and understand my point of view
In the end I promise, you will laugh and glisten
Though at first you may think, I have not a clue
Here goes nothing.....
Why don't you and I "FALL IN HATE"
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, you said you would wait
Hear me out, before you throw that plate
I have thought about this, this idea is great
Put down that shoe, don't be irate
On the news they said, over fifty percent
Of all couples descent
In a very short time, they no longer consent
Can't stand each other, they become hell bent
On tormenting each other, and never repent
Love turns into hate, and each goes their way
Both curse at each other, night and day
Not one good thing do they have to say
Two days of bliss and they stray
Blue skies suddenly turn to gray
So if we "fall in hate", my thinking is this
After two days, we will start to miss
And yearn with passion for each other's kiss
Forever and ever, reside in bliss
And never have to face the abyss
What do you think of this idea of mine
Is it not a grand design?
What are you doing with that bottle of wine?
Wait, wait, wait, hey, hey, this is no time to dine
Hold on, wait, wait, oohhhh, this poor head of mine
OK........we'll do it the old fashioned way.......